HEALTH – DIE SLOWLY

Bored with life? Slowly slipping into a jaded depression that has left your nerve endings redundant and reclusive? Drinking too much over-branded coffee just to keep yourself awake and semi-motivated throughout mind-numbing days of repetition? Find yourself discussing the soaps, celebrity marriages and making mental notes of accumulated Nectar points? Did you really buy that King’s Of Leon compact disc from a soulless and uniformed hyper-market? Make your lunch, pack it, eat it in an empty meeting room with the blinds down. They won’t see you cry in there. Check your Blackberry…Spam…Spam…new shopping deals available exclusively to YOU. New channels – please update your box – don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity. Feeling apathetic? Getting your five a day? Four a day is better than nothing. Calcium is an advantage. Realise and reclaim. Realise and reclaim the part of you that wants to live. Find the essence that gave you colour. At least you’ve got your health…. HEALTH – DIE SLOWLY.

Words Colin French